EmmyNaut: Judgement Day or Blankie Fort Memorial

Pieced together from testimonials by those that lived:

September 20, 2011

A wonderful day, truly it was.  The fine folks at Blanket & Chair Forts Limited were sponsoring the annual DismalWeatherSoWeStayInside Day event at the Olive St. Park.  There was a Cheerio Buffet and Apple Juice for all.  Beauty and the Beast were on stage beckoning us to be their guests.  They even had a Caged LucyFur for the children to see, brought straight from the Bavarian wilds.  The best part is that it was free!

But not free of destruction...

The Event Bells Rang at 10am, as was planned and the Giant Kitchen Chairs were placed in four Strategic Locations.  A surprise fifth chair, a small wooden rocker, was also brought in to the applause of the crowd.  After the chairs were secured, the Blankie was unloaded from the back of a large trailer.  This year it was Green with White Patches.

Marvelous.

The draping of the Blankie was quick enough and when finished, it covered the whole of the landscape.  All in attendance were shaded by its majesty.  A peaceful occasion to say the least.

Somewhere in the crowd a comment was made.

"The Blankie, it shakes...Look!"

Sure enough, the Blankie was indeed shaking.
As was the ground...But Why?

The Answer came quickly enough...the shadow of destruction slowly came into view...The EmmyNaut had returned...

The Scion of Chaos, the Beast from the Mid-West, the Terror that Giggles.
She has many Names:

The EmmyDozer
SnoopAloop
Scoobatron 5000
EmmyHontas

She stood, tall and terrifying...Her Pink Glow in the Dark Skeleton PJ's stained with the remains of her Breakfast.  A deep breath and a bellowing "ROAR" were enough to shock the scared townsfolk back into reality..

They fled as she charged...

Straight through.  Without Stopping.

The Blankie was down, as were the chairs.

All that could be heard was the taunt of the Beast - "I'm Unstoppable!" she yelled!

Attempts were made to raise the chairs and rebuild the fort but they were thwarted each and every time...

After freeing the LucyFur and then turning her into a Makeshift Mount the beast bounded away yelling "Ponies!".

Reports have come in stating that she now sits on a couch, holding a play Microphone while pondering her next act of senseless violence...and watching Pocahontas...