All is silent.
Nothing Stirs.
Even the Cherry Blossoms are unmoving.
Suddenly, as thought lightning has taken corporeal form...
A Flash...
A small child, gifted in the art of stealth, glides across the landscape towards a large wooden door.
The door?
Clearly, tis the Entrance to M's Ninja academy.
Day One -
Stealth Training.
Instructor - The Father of Silent Awesomeness
"Young Ninja of the Land on High, You have been accepted into the prestigious yet secret Ninja Academy. Congratulations. You may ask,how can it be secret and prestigious at the same time? My answer is this, Shuddup. Now, I understand that your dream is to become a ninja of the Mighty Case Clan. I assure you that this is no small feat. You must gain the approval of two key members of said clan. One being myself and the other my counterpart. The Multi-Talented Mother of Ninja Toddlers, Lady D."
The Young Ninja Hopeful stares up at the Master, silent yet mischievous.
There is a fire in those eyes, a fire that will cause the world to say "Awww...how cute"...
"Today is your first day little one. Today is the first day of what will possibly be a cute little adventure story that will possibly break down the fourth wall on occasion and cause a little joy in the lives of anyone that reads of your greatness. Wait...uhm....Scratch that fourth wall nonsense...just forget it...ugh..."
*The Master proceeds to drop a smoke bomb in an attempt to get away...as the smoke clears he is still standing there, eating a Hostess Fruit Pie. What Flavor? It appears to be Apple.*
"Ahem, today we will begin with a lesson in enemy detection. I will vanish from room to room and you must find me without me finding you first. If you fail and I get to you first, the punishment will be most severe. Are you ready, Ninja Toddler?"
A silent head nod is given.
"Begin!"
*The Awesome One vanishes in a cloud of smoke. The young Ninjaette begins to give chase. From room to room she stalks silently, sadly however, no sign of her master can be found. As she enters the final room for inspection a sense of dread overtakes her...he must be in here. She takes a deep breath, exhales slowly and silently enters the room. Suddenly, the door slams behind her and there stands her master, scowling like a demon from below.*
"Lesson One is over Child! You have FAILED! Always check behind doors! Now, your punishment!"
The child falls to the ground in a fit of laughter as the ticklefight has begun!
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